once i accidentally called my friend/a brony who has a crush on me “dad,” and it got around school so on Father’s Day a bunch of people posted his picture to my wall with “daddy,” jokes. Don’t do that. Don’t call your friends dad.

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

suammetuit:

art meme: spring and winter in paris

“If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” ― Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast

i just licked my palms to ensure i would kill a gnat. ive caught a fly between two fingers before. fear me, bugs.

ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks

corporateaccount:

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

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