once i accidentally called my friend/a brony who has a crush on me “dad,” and it got around school so on Father’s Day a bunch of people posted his picture to my wall with “daddy,” jokes. Don’t do that. Don’t call your friends dad.


i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one


art meme: spring and winter in paris

“If you are lucky enough to have lived in Paris as a young man, then wherever you go for the rest of your life, it stays with you, for Paris is a moveable feast.” ― Ernest Hemingway, A Moveable Feast

i just licked my palms to ensure i would kill a gnat. ive caught a fly between two fingers before. fear me, bugs.


"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise

Usher did not write Confessions for y’all to still be having side chicks



iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels