I had a dream I was pregnant last night it was soooooo nice I want like 33 kids now

  1. waitress: i'm sorry we're all out of mozzarella sticks
  2. waitress: sir please stop cyring

remember Afro circus

so if Nicki wasn’t talking about Eiffel what tower was she talking about


Louis CK nailing it every time.

Eric is the only redeeming character on gossip girl



standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”

Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.


Chowder is old enough to be on Boomerang guess it’s time to join AARP and replace everything in my diet with prunes

hey so both my future prom date and the german exchange student messaged me 2day on fb junior year is going well