lol remember when I was waiting till marriage

djnimrod: TOO MANY BONERS

Yeah honestly i didn’t know boys got them so often and I was asking one of my friends and he was like “3” and I was like “times a month?” And he was like “3 times a day min” AND STILL NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK ME

BOYS GET BONERS SO OFTEN AND I HAVE A VERY NICE BONER RESTING SPOT FUCK ME

i didn’t know boys got boners so often I thought it was like a weekly/monthly things

sorry I’ve been posting so much kardashians

*repeatedly watches own snapchat story* iconic

i’m a big fucking loser all I’ve done today is read fanfiction

dangerouspoetry:

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